Thursday, February 18, 2010

Looks like a crackhead got ta hol' da wrong stuff....

WATCH THIS! TRY NOT TO LAUGH....





Is that the funniest thing that you have ever seen besides this? :






Now onto important things like clothes, makeup, pop culture and me making fun of things.
Fave Song to Run to Today : OPP by Naughty by Nature

Fave Song to Dance Around the Kitchen W/ your Kid Today : Siki Siki Baba by Gaetano Fabri (Thanks Jimmy for this one)



Fave things In the Past Few Days : (Guys there is even a few nuggets in here for you!)


1. JEGGINGS!!!! Did ya here me? JEGGINGS!!!

Jean/Leggings hybrid my pretty ladies!This is the most important thing that you chicas can purchase this spring! Jeans are sometimes friggin hot!...not like "dang girl...you fine..."hot but like hot, sweaty, sticky jeans on a Nebraska humid day hot. So get a pair of this lil' beauties and you fine gurrrrlll.





The top one is Hudson for around $159 and the second one is CAbi (my fave line :)) for $89...as you all know...if you like anything on the second one email me!! www.katierayeharrower@gmail.com

2. All over Neutrals....Head to Toe Nude...not Nudity but...nudes dudes :
Like this :




First look is CAbi, second looks are from a great blog called How to be Trendy and the last looks are from the NYFW Fall 2010 Runway of Costello Taghapieta and PORTS 1961.

3. MY NEW SHOES ARE MY 3rd FAVE THING!



These are Forever 21 and they are a whole massive $21...that my friends is pure shopping joy. Sparkles and Cheap all wrapped up on my feet. Can I get a what what? No seriously...say it out loud..."what what!?"...did you really say it? Ha! I can just picture some of you sitting at your cubicles going "what what!?" and everyone staring at you and your little Gangsta Rapper outburst...Thanks for that.



4. This one is for the Fellas :
Shoes for the Spring/Summer 2010. I swear if I see one more pair of Abercrombie Leather Flip Flops on a man over the age of 29 I will become extremely confrontational. Girls : go to your husband/boyfriends/friends/grandpas closets, bring a pair of scissors and cut the lil' piece that goes between their big toe and second toe so they can never embarrass you again. Here are some suggestions: The first is good ole Vans...my husbands favorite. The second and third ones are for the dapper fellas out there...shout out to my homeboy Matt for his suggestions of Spectators and Clarks Desert Boots. The word on the street is the brighter the color of the desert boot the better. So boys...take note. Girls say...you can always tell a guy by the shoes on his feet...












5. If ya wanna get your Hair did in Omaha NE :
I get this question a lot...I work for Paul Mitchell and love love love a good hairstylist. Its important...so if you are in Omaha you must go see my homegirl :


Lee Ann Boyle @ Halo Studios

5011 Underwood Ave
402-505-6633
Now go get your roots done....cause you might look like below and you belong on the show Rock of Love with that shizz.





6. Colgate Wisps : Fix yo' Breath...


You can't go wearing fabulous clothes and bomb diggity Makeup....and then having your breath smell like you just chewed on a moldy piece of bacon. I mean, it stinks son...did you wash it down with an ice cold Colorado Bulldog too? BRUSH YO TEETH.



These pups don't even need water. Do it while you are driving....people love that.


7. Last one for the Guys : http://www.rvca.com/


Every guy is looking for a great, affordable, sexy brand that they can wear to watch a football game at their brudda's house. Or a brand that they can wear to take their major hot sex-pot wife out in. RVCA is it. It is a surf/skate brand that does a lot of philanthropic work...so your money goes to great causes and you probs are gonna get some if you shower and put some of these wee dandies on.


8. Best. Nail. Color. Ever.

Some may think it is Mousey....I think it Marvellous. Its Chic. Its the color of Blah. And it shows that you kinda know what up. Bye bye Black Nails...go back to 2008.











Doesn't matter what brand you buy as long as it looks like you dipped your nails in cement...just do it and tell me how super "Kate Moss'y' you feel later.




Now as Henry would say " Mom..Ni Ni Ni Ni...Lah' you" (mom, night night night night, Love you)

Love you Sugar Boogers....

Oh Yeah. I have been getting a lot of flack on the Uggs comment. Uggs are fine when you take your kids to the mall, go get groceries, you know what I mean...but I am just saying Cameron Diaz wore hers in a Vogue Editorial in 2003. It is 2010.

Henry Rules -

Katie















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